Streaming Slang & Gaming Terms Dictionary

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye, I am no longer a fan.

Okay, I need to ask this honestly… are you like deliberately trying to play badly right now as some sort of experiment or comedy routine, or is this just your natural skill level shining through? Because the way you’re moving, missing things, and making these decisions feels almost too perfectly bad to be accidental. I can’t tell if I’m watching a genius performance of intentional chaos or just witnessing what it looks like when someone is genuinely, hopelessly bad at games.

Who is Michi? For the blind 🙈, she is vision 👁️. For the hungry 🍲, she is the chef 👨🍳. For the thirsty 🥵, she is water 🌊. If Michi thinks 🤔, I agree 😊. If Michi speaks 🗣️, I’m listening 👂. If Michi has one fan, it is me 😝. If Michi has no fans, I do not exist 💥.

Baus u are the goat.  I've been forcing my wife to watch your games.  I strap her into a chair with 6 monitors playing all the rats at the same time.  We love watching your playstyle she doesn't get it she thinks maybe being alive is better but I told her 175 = 300 and she got confused and tried to leave.  This only made me angry so I added even more monitors with more streams of yours on.  She says please let her go but I need her to understand bausens law for us for you and me.

Hello forsen, Active Matter dev here. I remind you that to fulfill the payment requirement you need to survive for at least 10 minutes. Looks like this sponsorship was a mistake.

a homeless Mike roams the street as usual as he happens upon a rich looking fellow. "A G?" he proclaims and approaches him. "C?" he asks. The man - bewildered - looks at him  and ups his pace.  "HAO?" Soju shouts. "THIS SPOT WAS FORST" perplexed, the man starts running "AND NOW IM EIF" mike proclaims, having scared away another potential meal...

Ogre Dude I have not felt like being on my - is anyone else like this? Like the past like two months man I dont wanna be on my computer ever. Like Im so over the computer. I think corona - They can't take me serious if you look at me like that.

True aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean-... That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's fuckin' true. Uhm... That's how it is dude. FeelsDankMan

You will never be Japanese, you will never find the BL of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese slave. You will never be the protagonist in an anime, you will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most cringest tribulations

Guys, be careful with your copypastas. The MOD is in a bad mood. He had a crush on a girl for 6 months but he just stood there awkwardly staring at her. Then he tried to approach and got rejected. He then had a temper tantrum and his mom grounded him for 2 weeks. Now he's banning people in Twitch chat. Be careful guys